Went to a very special B day party today, Shirley is now 70, she is a beautiful woman in appearance and spirit! Good Luck and let me know if you want me to go on that trip to Alaska with you!!!!! YOU GO GIRL!!!! Thanks to Mark and Michelle for all their hard work in making this happen! Thanks for inviting me!!!

got called into a very, very wealthy neighborhood on Casey Key…. as we walked in the house a neighbor was standing in the doorway…. her hand over her face….pinching her nose shut. That gesture by itself tells you, right away that poop is not far away! I noticed that it happened to have footprints in it…. looked down at her shoes and, sure enough, there was a brown…substance on her shoes…side and sticking out… the bottom…the top of her very nice classy looking shoes….holding her nose, she slowly looked down. sent a chill down our spines; to say it caught us off guard would be vastly understating the point. It made my legs weak, some people, just don’t react well to poop on their shoes, I thought it best not to tell her about the….

We were well prepared for the second scream, as we kind of saw it coming.

Here is another segment of a chapter, it is about bodily fluid, seems Firefighters/Paramedics have a lot of these calls, seems Mr. Policeman will wait outside until we show up for these!! REALLY???? LOL