got called into a very, very wealthy neighborhood on Casey Key…. as we walked in the house a neighbor was standing in the doorway…. her hand over her face….pinching her nose shut. That gesture by itself tells you, right away that poop is not far away!
I noticed that it happened to have footprints in it…. looked down at her shoes and, sure enough, there was a brown…substance on her shoes…side and sticking out… the bottom…the top of her very nice classy looking shoes….holding her nose, she slowly looked down.
sent a chill down our spines; to say it caught us off guard would be vastly understating the point. It made my legs weak, some people, just don’t react well to poop on their shoes, I thought it best not to tell her about the….

We were well prepared for the second scream, as we kind of saw it coming.